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Machines for Dying In

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Way back in the late 1990s, when I was still living in Sydney and feeling extremely sorry for myself, I wrote an article for a Sydney design magazine which took Le Courbusier's machines For living in as its inspiration. The magazine unfortunately rejected the article, which actually concerns coffins, or machines for dying in - but I thought it was pretty good at the time. Here's a sample: "This MACHINE for Dying In has been fashioned from an unknown number of COFFINS. Though a Coffin is a simple Machine (indeed may be termed, after Choisy, part of the 'machinery of antiquity'), its admittance to the GRAVE'S architecture - as when a factory design accommodates plant equipment - embodies the performance of a complex function. The Coffin, in turn, facilitates the obsolescence of other, less functional Machines, known as BODIES. View the vertical stresses of gravity: the Coffin and the Body ingeniously engineered to touch at a series of points, bevel and bone ta...

Still More Signs That Speak For Themselves

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It's Real

It's there and it's real, like snow. Trucks carrying newsprint clog the freeways with its rumour. I was walking along beside it. Something about its timing, its velocity, struck me. I thought, for the first time, that it might be real. It is. It's there, inside the word. It's a breathless word. It's a mountain. Its shadows are cool in summer. Its slopes are the reclined thighs of a human being. It walks beside me in the evening. We have no use for silence any longer. Bottles of it have been brewed from bees. It's there, just like you and me. It's alive and it's real. It's the arcane magic of a long string of digits, or a phone number. It's local. It has a destination. Its timezone is fluid. It breathes. It is the silhouette of a flower. Children know of it. Animals knew of it, once. Its cogs and wheels whirr. I know of it. I could see it in the moon. Winter knows its warmth. Stars do not. Sailors sing to it. Birds do not have wings. I do not even...

Nagasaki Trance

i got frisked in fukuoka/ like a dog i just woofed and rolled over/ i had a date with a destination/ had to get to the bullet train station/ validated my japanese rail pass/ calculated how long it would last until/ I had to get off to get on to get off/ to ride a peace train yeah/ a peace train going on a peace train yeah/ on a nagasaki peace train/ i'm on a train yeah it's a train it's a very very good train / i'm on a train yeah i'm on a train/ all aboard the nagasaki peace train in the city of nagasaki/ the nightlife leaves much to be desired/ wandering around the entertainment district/ i couldn't find a single bar to whet my whistle/ then suddenly a sign that read "ayers rock"/ struck me out of the koala blue so i decided to/ go down the lift to the bar in the basement then instead getting hit by a long hot blast of/ (beat) nagasaki nagasaki yeah it sounds like nagasaki/ and i don't dance i don't dance /not unless the dj's playing/ tr...

1/0

One for none. All for none. One for all of us. No one for us. You for me. Me for all of us. Us for you. You for me of us. We for them. Them for all of us. Us for all. You for us of us. One for none. Two for none. Two for none of us. Three for none. Three for one. Three for none of us. Three for you. You for two of us. Two for me. Three for the rest of us. Us for me. Four of us for three of them. Five of us for none. None for six. Six of me for you. You for six. Six for three and three of us. None for six. Seven for you and me. Me for six and seven. You for none of them. Them for none. No one for them or us. None for eight. You for none. Me for one. Tnem for seven makes eight. Me for them. You for none of them. None for nine. You for nine. Me for eight. Seven of them for none. Six for none of you. Five for none but us. Four for you and me. Three for you not me. Two for one of none. None for one.

Stranger

I got into a car with a stranger. I was five years old and temporarily deaf. I remember now getting off the school bus, at the corner of our street, then running across the bitumen road. It was on Lawson Crescent, in Orange, that I got into the stranger's car. I'd tripped over in the middle of the road and gashed my leg, I think. This car was coming down the street at the same time. It was almost as if the car, not the stranger, actually "saw me" as I lay there in the road, or had I got up by then. The stranger's car stopped next to me on the road. The stranger asked me where I was going? I said I was going home. Meanwhile, on the front doorstep of our house, only a few houses down the street my mother, who'd been waiting for me to arrive, watched with perhaps a mixture of horror and surreality (it was a hot day, the blue in the sky had vanished, leaving behind this white hot pressure combining with the bitumen road, covered with small sharp stones and balls o...